brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Let's get the cat blown out
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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