I want to walk on stilts...naked
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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