Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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