why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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