yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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