Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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