I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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