its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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