My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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