Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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