Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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