bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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