But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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