It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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