i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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