I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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