I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
