I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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