Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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