he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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