Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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