that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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