very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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