i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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