Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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