Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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