I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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