is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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