I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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