It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's just like the Real World with babies
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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