But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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