Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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