2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Dear god my vagina.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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