please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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