So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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