is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
you never un-have a 4some
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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