Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
