CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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