now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Green mimosas i think yes
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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