do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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