I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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