I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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