Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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