Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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