her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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