We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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