Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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