Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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