Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
