i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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